Water bottler tip #13 If you are going to put an animal on your bottle make sure it is cute. An ugly animal means an ugly day is ahead of you.
Water bottle tip #12 Avoid BPAs at all cost. Cross the street if there is a BPA walking towards you. Move out of your neighborhood if too many BPAs move in.
Water bottle tip #11 When dealing with a camelbak read the instructions on the label. Bite sip then go. Do not try to play around with the order. Sip bite then go? Nope! Go sip then bite? You kidding me! Go bite then sip? Go fuck yourself!
Water bottle tip #10 A short and stout stainless steel water bottle is perfect in situations in which you are not playing around. This water bottle is all business It doesn’t take shit from anyone or anything.
Water bottle tip #9 If your an athlete using your hands or a sloth who hates any kind of upper body movement then a camel bag is for you. While not a water bottle, more of a water sac, the camel bag still keeps you hydrated and ready to face the world. Bag modeled by max.
Water bottle tip #8 Don’t be afraid to personalize your water bottle. A peace sign tells the gym that you are into nuclear disarmament, a great conversation starter on the treadmill.
Water bottle tip #7 Get your children hydrated early. As soon as they can drink water they can use a water bottle.
